Rachael Ray, setting the bar lower than a limbo game for wannabe home cooks everywhere. How microwaving bacon constitutes a “recipe” I am not sure.

What I do know is that as I kid I once wrote out my recipe for ice water and was laughed at. Clearly, no one saw my potential as a hack chef on a successful “food-style product” TV network.

Robert Irvine, who has cooked at the Royal Navy, Her Majesty’s Royal Yacht Brittania, The White House, and Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resport; Robert Irvine who has appeared on many TV shows and written books and shows up in magazines; Robert Irvine who owns a restaurant in South Carolina;

Yes, THE Robert Irvine brings us: Ramen Noodle Bratwurst Soup. It’s so simple, it barely has any ingredients.